An alligator snapping turtle hops onto his fast, speeding motorcycle, grabbing Wumpa fruit as he passes them. He sees a ramp, and increases his speed as he aims towards it. He flies off through six rings floating in mid air. Below him the coastline stretches out into the distance, a single lonely house piercing the horizon. As he lands, his pockets feel a bit heavier; the rings have shrunk and magically transported there. The turtle revs his engine and... well... we wouldn’t want to spoil the ending for you, now would we?

Hello lasses and chums! Come join the chatter this week, as we discuss spoilers in gaming and our media. We end up all over the spectrum with this challenging question. From there, we discuss What Remains of Edith Finch, Shea finally manages to have his way with the Crash Bandicoot trilogy, we bait ourselves into a Sonic argument, and we have a Bio Break article about... you guessed it: an alligator snapping turtle! So if you are a fan of fictitious fruit, gleaming rings, gun fights, and divisive conversations, you’ve come to the right place.

Recorded November 17, 2017