“Gimme love,” Peach says to Mario as he carries her from Bowser’s castle.

“You can’t keep getting caught like this, Peach. If this continues to happen, we will never be able to find the time to have little Marios and Peaches,” Mario explains.

Peach scoffs and responds, “Listen. It’s not my job to fight off a fire-breathing, massive turtle. If you did your job as a plumber, you’d flush that turd out of our lives.”

The two started to argue as they walked down the road, eventually starting to shout. Luigi, standing beside them the whole time, started to slow down, walking far enough behind them to be out of sight and out of the conversation.

“LUIGI! IS IT MY FAULT THAT BOWSER KEEPS COMING BACK? CMON, ITSA ME!” Mario exclaims at his brother.

Luigi looks to the right and sees a dark, endless pit. He looks back at Mario and hops inside. -1 life.

Welcome everyone to this week’s episode of the Chompcast! We decided to discuss our favorite couples in gaming in the spirit of Valentine’s Day. Afterwards, we discussed the games that we have been playing, such as Cyber Shadow and Super Mario 3D World: Bowser’s Fury. We rounded up the show with two weeks’ worth of polls and Rich’s rendition of the CD Projekt Red ransom note sent to them. Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!

Recorded February 12, 2021