Chompcast 41 - The Penultimate Supper

Yea, though the mechanic of games change through the ages.  Verily shall we cling to our nostalgic remembrances of them.  He who hath given, taketh away in the same.  Neither a borrower nor a lender be.  uhhhhhhhhhhhh.  Yabba dabba doo.

Fish is on the road this week, but the rest of the Chompcast crew press on without him.  We discuss the Far Cry 5 reveal, we talk about the mechanics of past games we'd like to see return, and Morgan lets us know how PSVR changes the Resident Evil 7 experience.

Join us next week when Fish will return with tales of his adventures and lists of prescriptions required to recover.

Recorded May 26, 2017

Chompcast 40 - The Tragic Moustache

In those moments of free time, you pull your phone out of your pocket.  You scroll through your apps, looking for some inspiration of what to do.  Do you look through the post feed on your social media apps?  Do you look up sports scores?  World news?  Instead, you have a hankering for a few minutes of gameplay.  What kind of game do you want instant access to on your phone?

That is the question that we started out with on the Chompcast this week: which game series do we want to see on mobile?  In the wake of Destiny 2's press conference, we dig into our thoughts and feelings on what was revealed.  Morgan is elated to share his first experiences with his brand-new Playstation VR headset.  We finish this episode with a few great listener questions!

Recorded May 19, 2017

Chompcast 39 - The Imitation Game

A video game is a strange and awful thing.  In old times, without knowing so much of their strangeness and awfulness as we do, people were yet more afraid of video games.  But then somehow they had not come to see how beautiful they are as well as awful, and they hated them - and what people hate they must fear.  Now that we have learned to look at them with admiration, perhaps we do not feel quite awe enough of them.  To me they are beautiful terrors.

This week we discuss our favorite clones, talk about new settings we'd like to see for old series, and answer some listener questions.  We also talk about gifts that Morgan gave us on his birthday, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds and Stellaris.

Join us next week for a special interview with Dave, the leather guy.

Recorded May 12, 2017

Chompcast 38 - A Little Taste of Prey

You enter a cold room.  There is a foul, metallic taste to the air.  You can hear your every breath.  Each sound amplified, ringing out with an eerie certainty.  There is no one here that is alive but you.  You smell a mix of dust and rotting flesh.  You suddenly notice that your throat is arid, and you are dying for your thirst to be quenched.  You desperately search for a water source when you spot a water fountain.  You stagger over there, weary and injured from your previous battles with the foul creatures.  You bend at the waist towards the water fixture, lowering your head to receive the best water you’ll ever taste.  You start to drink. After what takes seemingly forever, the water replenishes your low health... by one point?!?

Prey is on the minds of Swordchomp this week as we discuss our time with the demo.  Fish and Shea square up on a challenge by playing each other’s current mobile gaming obsession.  Morgan and Josh also discuss their short time with Nier: Automata.  We also manage to squeeze in some inspired questions, such as favorite DLC, nerve-striking gaming moments, and Morgan coming one year closer to rotting in a grave (we love you Princess Momo).  Pull up a chair, grab a nice brew out of the fridge, and relax as we weave tales of gaming for your pleasure.

Recorded May 6, 2017

Chompcast 37 - Death to Games (franchises)

This week we talk about games we would like to see return via Kickstarter, game franchises that need to be rebooted or just stop, and our favorite dumb summer movies.  We also talk about the games we played this week, from Yooka-Laylee to Full Throttle.

Join us next week when Josh shares how to covertly scratch that itch... you know the one.

Recorded April 28, 2017

Chompcast 36 - Star Wars

The last drops of the thundershower had hardly ceased falling when the Pedestrian stuffed his map into his pocket, settled his pack more comfortably on his tired shoulders, and stepped out from the shelter of a large chestnut-tree into the middle of the Chompcast.

This week on the Chompcast we discuss Star Wars, video game demos, and the length of video games.

Join us again next week when Fish tells us which blood makes the best satanic runes, and gives us a recipe for a lovely sandwich.

Recorded April 21, 2017

Chompcast 35 - Burning Questions

This week on a brand new episode of the Chompcast:

We asked you to give us all your burning questions, and we've got all the burning answers (and some cream to help with it).

We discuss topics ranging from the most over- and under- rated 80s movies to how video games have individually impacted our lives.

From there, Morgan and Josh discuss playing Persona 5, Fish talks about his time with Catherine and Rocket League, and Shea tells us some of his first stories from Japan.

Tune in next week to find out how Morgan cooks an egg in his beard!

Recorded April 14, 2017

Chompcast 33 - Another Podcast Without That Douche, Shea

Busting down the doors of the high school, you slide into the hallway, racing forward with feverish anxiety.  You're late!  Your test has already started, and you slept in.  You idiot.  You can't afford to fail this test.  You are only a few minutes late when you enter the classroom.  You are scolded by the teacher, but she still allows you to take the test.  After powering through the rigorous exam, you rush out of class to meet up with your girlfriend.  She's mad at you from the night before.  You meet up with her at her locker, and you say hi.  She ignores the greeting, but turns to hand you a case with a brand new game in it.  You look down and you see P5 printed on a red and black case.  You look back up and you are absolutely intrigued.

This week, we delved into some interesting topics that weighed on our mind, such as the BAFTA awards, the new Alien movie, initial thoughts on Persona 5, and Fish’s time thus far with Catherine.

Recorded April 7, 2017

Chompcast 32 - Sword Chomp Rapid Fire 2

With another busy week for the crew and Shea's proud podcasting return, we embark on a second week of rapid fire podcast topics.  The subjects range from movies (such as remakes and favorites from a director), to Starcraft 1 remastered, and everything in between.  Josh and Morgan could not pull themselves away from Breath of the Wild, so the rest of the crew grabs some popcorn and is entertained by some more glorious chatter about Zelda.  Morgan also discusses more of his time with Mass Effect: Andromeda, as well as a bonding moment with his daughter playing Lego Jurassic World.  Enjoy the Chompcast, and happy gaming!

Recorded Mar 31, 2017

Chompcast 31 - Sword Chomp Rapid Fire 1

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This week we celebrate Shea buggering off out of our country and, as an added bonus, our continent too.  We have a rapid fire discussion about a variety of topics from food to politics so everyone can get to know one another a little better (except for Shea, thank God).  We'll be back next week with the regular video game discussion and possibly Shea if out expatriate friend is settled in time to record with us.

Recorded Mar 26, 2017

Chompcast 30 - Shea Day 2017

"It plays the PT with its hands or else it gets its reprimands!"  Morgan jeers down into the hole where Shea is being forced to play video games.  "Wasn't Abzu enough?" Shea whimpers back after refilling the basket that ferries down each game in exchange for the last.  In response, a can of Diet Mountain Dew Code Red flies past Shea's temple and crashes into his left collar bone, shattering it.
This week we discuss several games that Shea finally had a chance to play during a visit to Morgan's house: PT, Bloodborne, Thumper, Abzu, and Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.

Recorded Mar 17, 2017

Chompcast 29 - Praise the Sun

Spanning mountains and seas, two heroes travel in search of answers, identity, and resolution.  Facing enemies and trials alike, nothing will stop our heroes from achieving their missions. One, an outcast who is out to prove her worth, the other, an amnesiac who must thwart the sealed evil growing inside a castle.
We are here today to wrap up our thoughts on Horizon Zero Dawn, and to discuss our initial thoughts on Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.  We switch (hehehe) gears with some news regarding the Nintendo Switch, For Honor losing players, and No Man’s Sky updates.  Chomp on! 

Recorded Mar 10, 2017

Skyline Naught Morn

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Slithering and slinking through the grass, red tresses flow through with ease. Blurry, hasty, obscure.  You cannot catch her.  She stalks the mechanized fauna, observing their movements.  Ever-ready to kill, she stays her hand, recognizing that the situation calls for silence and caution.  The Machine turns its back to her, looking for any potential enemies that will disrupt the feeding time of the rest, unaware that the red tresses are rushing toward it with precision.  It hears a slight, abnormal brush of the ground.  The Machine turns towards the peculiar sound, but does not see anything.  The red tresses have leapt overhead.  Bringing down the staff with all of her might, she smashes the Machine’s ocular cavity, killing it with ease.  Looking around, no one has noticed her.  She slinks back into the grass, unseen, as if she was never there.

As you can tell, Horizon Zero Dawn is on the brain this week as we here at Swordchomp have delved deep into the game this week.  A gratifying and visceral experience, the game was well-met here with us.  We also manage to discuss some preliminary thoughts with Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, and some continuing thoughts on Fire Emblem: Fates.  We top off this action-packed podcast with news regarding a country kerfuffle caused by Ghost Recon Wildlands, Destiny 2, and Xbox Game Pass. Enjoy the talk regarding Aloy, and happy gaming!

Recorded Mar 3, 2017

Come Fly With Me

Floating above the clouds is a city of excitement, thrills, community, and color.  Underlying this wondrous city, however, is a socio-economic problem that threatens to send the sky city plummeting to the earth.  Enter Kat and Dusty, the dynamic, gravity-defying duo.  They dominate our thoughts this week as we discuss Gravity Rush 2.  We also delve into the Fire Emblem Fates games, some more Nioh chats, and other various gaming adventures that we have been having.  The news is robust this week as we discuss a tragedy regarding a streamer, Nioh sales, the Nintendo Switch, and Mass Effect Andromeda hype.  Float above the world with us this week, and enjoy.

Recorded Feb 24, 2017

Ni aye eee aye oh

Oni and youkai and ninja.  Oh my!  We lead off this Chompcast by talking about Nioh, Team Ninja’s newest IP that beautifully blends Ninja Gaiden and Dark Souls.  We also give “live” updates of Fish gambling for new characters in Final Fantasy Brave Exvius as his life spirals out of control around him.  Josh discusses his initial thoughts with Gravity Rush 2, while Shea conveys his first opinions on Fire Emblem: Fates Birthright.  Inspired by Nioh, we have a smaller discussion regarding a few famous Team Ninja IPs, and debate what we’d like to see them do next.  In the news, we speak of the Crash Bandicoot N Sane trilogy, Bethesda working on a new mobile game, and the second generation of Pokemon being added to Pokemon Go.

Recorded Feb 17, 2017

Feh

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We keep it short and sweet this week here at the Chompcast by discussing Nintendo’s newest venture into mobile gaming, Fire Emblem Heroes.  We weave other mobile games and gaming addictions into the discussion, packing it full of guilty pleasures.  Shea also brings his initial thoughts on Nioh, the newest game from Team Ninja.  Our news topics this week center around a new Xbox update, Nintendo mobile gaming success, Steam Direct, and E3 news!

Recorded Feb 10, 2017

Dead on the Bayou

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A clueless Ethan wanders into a bayou in Louisiana to look for his missing wife.  He is greeted by the Baker family sitting around a feast of entrails and rotted meat.  “Welcome to the family, son.”  Jack says as he hands Ethan a bowl filled to the brim with the latest episode of the Chompcast.

We delve into Resident Evil 7, which shows a return from action to horror for the series.  We also talk spoilers (1:03:43 – 1:35:20) in order to examine the story.  From there, we discuss listener comments and questions, as well as news regarding new PS4 and Super Mario Run updates, Fire Emblem Heroes’ mobile release, and Final Fantasy 12: The Zodiac Age news.

We would also like to give a special shout-out to Jason Roberts for designing our brand new logo! Check his work out at victoryoverall.co.uk/.

Recorded Feb 3, 2017

Chompcast Horror Roundtable

The sound of footsteps resonate too loudly as we creep down the dank, dark hallway.  Heavy breathing penetrates our shivering bodies.  The thick, icy air becomes more and more painful to inhale.  The creaking of a hinge sounds in the distance, freezing us all in our tracks, breaths held.  Behind us, deep, loud breathing... now closer... the wet breath strikes the back of our necks.  We hesitantly turn around and come face to face with the brand new episode of the Chompcast!

Filled with horror and suspense, we have our second roundtable episode where we discuss our personal top three horror games.  We also manage to discuss Fish and Morgan's newest phone addiction, Final Fantasy Brave Exvius.  Morgan also lays down the first Chompcast challenge ever, as he prompts Josh to beat his high score on Super Mario Run.  We discuss news topics such as sales of systems and games during the holiday season, cancelling of Scalebound, the new Mass Effect trailer, Guillermo Del Toro, and the Marvel/Square Enix mashup.

Recorded Jan 27, 2017

The Witcher 3: Electric Deedley

Hark!  Peasants, merchants, guards, mages, witchers, royalty, gath’r round!  Listen to the tale of G'ralt, a witch'r of most wondrous import.  Enjoyeth as we delve deep into our p'rsonal exp'riences and adventures, as well as our grumblings.  From there, we speak briefly of Dark Spire, Tell Tale Games' Walking Dead season 3, and Final Fantasy 15.  Lastly, we answ'r list'ner questions and break with the latest news.

Recorded Jan 20, 2017